The catty writers at Gaysocialites.com aren’t really feeling our boy Salema Maekela on Oscar night. They’re calling his Countdown To the Red Carpet on E! Television a “countdown-to-the-countdown”:
Debbie Matenopoulous, Jay Alexander, Sal Masekela, Ben Lyons, Catt Sadler and some other no-namers are counting down the arrival of Price Ryan Seacreast and her Royal Hiney Juliana DePandi who will countdown the arrival of the woman of the night, Ellen Degeneres. It doesn’t get more D-List than that!
No matter. Sal’s on The Sack’s A-list for life! Check out what Sal has to say in this interview with a South African entertainment site.
[Link: Gay Socialites and Tonight]
For some reason, Kelly Slater’s people did not think enough to invite us to his 35th birthday party at Mercedes Grill in Marina del Rey last night. If he had would could have hung out with Cameron Diaz and Pamela Anderson. Those kinds of star sightings would have made our entire week. Were you there?
When it comes to who we trust on our Kelly Slater gossip, we have to admit: we don’t believe much of what we’ve been linking to lately. But damn, it’s fun reading. So, when that bastion of celebrity reporting Teen People quotes Kelly during a press conference at the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am Golf Tournament we take it as one more side of the story:
“We’re just friends,” Slater told PEOPLE last week . . . adding that he and Diaz, both 34, met “a few years ago” when he appeared on her MTV show Trippin’. (He joined her for a 2005 conservation expedition to Honduras.)
Honestly, we preferred the stories about Cameron and breadsticks.
[Link: Teen People]
Yes, when we get word of an eight-time world surfing champion’s genitals being discussed in restaurants by Hollywood starlets, you know it belongs on The Sack. According to The New York Daily News, Cameron Diaz was dining with friends at Cut in Beverly Hills Monday night when talk turned to to “her new lover, Kelly.”
Cameron grabbed a breadstick to demonstrate. She was in great spirits and kept twirling her hair. The breadstick was nine inches long!
Eight world titles, nine-inch breadstick. What more can a guy ask for?
We’ve heard rumors that Shaun White has been going at it pretty hard lately, but we had no idea he’d gone this deep in the party grotto. According to the Vail Daily, Shaun had a little foursome with Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends on Vail Mountain while filming for the E! Channel’s The Girls Next Door. Shaun even gave 21-year-old bunny Kendra Wilkinson some private lessons.
Wilkinson fell the first few times she tried “the box,” White said. “She’s tough though, dude. She got right back up and nailed it.”
But then who would have thought that the Playboy bunnies would have any trouble getting their boxes nailed.
[Link: Vail Daily]
Eight-time world surfing champion Kelly Slater has been invited to this week’s AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, which apparently is some kind of golfing match where pros and am are paired together to compete on one of America’s finest courses. And Kelly sounds pretty happy about it.
“I’ve been trying to get in for like five years,” said Slater, who had been working his PGA connections with guys like Ernie Els, Fred Couples and Tommy Armour, to no avail. “Then this year I didn’t even try and they invited me.”
But does Kelly qualify as a loopy surfer dude? We don’t think so.
[Link: San Jose Mercury News]
In a rather ironic twist of fate, Jonny Quinn, the drummer for the band Snow Patrol was forced to quit the band’s upcoming tour because he broke his arm in a snowboarding accident:
Graham Hopkins of Irish rock band Bodd Volenti will be replacing Quinn, who injured himself while snowboarding in the French Alps.
[Link: Net Music Countdown]
We knew the surfing Charlie’s Angels star would eventually surf with SI bikini models’ favorite male sportsman Kelly Slater. We just didn’t think it would be so soon. According to TMZ.com she jetted off to Hawaii following the Golden Globe awards:
Cameron is currently camped out on the North Shore of Oahu, Hawaii with super surf stud and current ASP World Tour champ Kelly Slater. We’re told the couple shared a romantic oceanfront dinner at Haleiwa Joe’s restaurant before heading back to Slater’s place.
We apologize in advance for even linking to this stuff.
[Link: TMZ.com via National Ledger]
If you’re going to live life as a commercial for yourself, and sell your wedding to MTV as a show called Bam’s Unholy Union why not allow “a premiere daily online destination for men” to host your bachelor party and launch their new website at the same time. It’s the Bam Bachelor Party/FHMonline.com website launch party. The only people who won’t be confused are the strippers.
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If you want to move product, why not hook up for a reportedly reformed Chicago street prostitute manager?
Being from the suburbs we’ll never understand the intricacies of “The Game,” “The Player’s Ball,” or his “vision from the Most High” however, Emerica’s new Don “Magic” Juan high top is, like the man hisself, loud and pimpin’. All the official details after the jump.
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