These
are the Chronicles of Famous Surf Writer Ben Marcus and his trip
into the Wilds of the Alaskan Frontier.
Latest Update: November 9, 2000
18:32
BC TIME ROOM 113 OF THE SEA RAVEN MOTEL
Oops
I did it again.
Got stuck in the sand
And needed a hand
Shit,
stuck again, but this one turned out much better than last time.
It was maybe a two-hour delay, didn't cost me anything and I ended
up blundering into someone living my own little fantasy.
I
got stuck in the sand on the byway of a byway, on a dirt road that
became a sandy road that was an offshoot of the Tlell River Road,
which is an offshoot of Highway 16.
I
went wandering down there trying to get a look at the coast, and
maybe find the mouth of the Tlell River. I did get a look at the
coast, but also ended up getting completely stuck when I tried to
back out. It was stupid, of course, but getting stuck always is.
I
had blundered down that way from Queen Charlotte City, hoping to
get up to North Beach for one more look at those surf spots, then
get back to Queen Charlotte City with enough time to take the logging
roads to Rennell Sound. It was a little ambitious and pushed, but
I'm going to take the ferry out of there at 23:00 tonight, and I
wanted to look around.
First
thing this morning I called a couple of local float plane services
to see about taking an air tour of the West Coast. One place didn't
have any planes, and the other place was charging $450 an hour.
They said it would take at least two hours to see anything, so I
didn't go for it, especially considering I had about $200 in my
bank account this morning. I even had to do another emergency transfer
from Joanne on www.wellsfargo.com
to make sure I had enough to pay for the ferry tonight and tomorrow.
Thank
you, Joanne.
I
also got some e-mails from Team Sweden. Here is the e-mail from
Pete, word for word:
Helo
Ben! big swed writing,
Last fishing day on our tripp was god.
Orjan tok one, Tomas tok one and me my self four, i saved my name
!!
we went fishing at Two creek and a river in Belkley,
I hope every thing is allrigth with you!
Have a nice day Big Peet!!
My e-mail home.pette.sandberg@telia.com
The
owner of the second float plane place referred me to a local guy
who was a member of an informal "surf club." One of the things Hawk
wants me to do is talk to local people for the scoop and so they
can show me around. I called this guy, whose name is Ken Borserio,
but he wasn't there.
I
checked out of Room 113 after watching some CNN. The Oriental man
who owns the place told me I could come back here tonight before
the Ferry leaves, which was nice of him.
So
I took off, heading North along Highway 16 into a beautiful day.
It was one of those post-storm, crystal clear, lonely winter days
that I love so much in Santa Cruz. There were few clouds and the
horizon was razor-edged. Driving along Highway 16 past Skidegate,
I could see mountain peaks poking up beyond the horizon, which were
either Canada or Alaska.
Again,
this coastline is just amazing. I've never seen so many perfect
lineups strung from one to another. Unfortunately, they were all
six inches or less.
At
the Tlell River I took a road that veered off to the right. I was
hoping it lead down to the mouth of the Tlell, but when I tried
to find it, I drove onto some private property, where a man and
a woman were burning logs. I backed out of there, went past the
closed Tlell River House and took a dirt path toward the beach.
My tires seemed okay on what I thought was hard sand, and I parked
in a spot that I thought was safe. I got out and took some photos
of more perfect six-inch lefts breaking like Uluwatu. This was a
very lonely, beautiful stretch of beach, with no one in sight for
miles and mountains peaking up on the horizon.
Lefthand PO.
It
was when I tried to get out that I ran into trouble. I couldn't
back out because the tires wouldn't grab, and when I tried to drive
onto the grass (again) to turn around, I dug in and got completely
stuck.
Was
I pissed? What do you think? I uttered oaths. I cursed the Universe
and I worried about getting stuck and missing the ferry or having
to pay a tow truck to get me out and not having enough money to
catch the ferry. I was pissed, as you might expect.
I
ran up the road and down to the house where I had seen the people
burning wood. I was pretty focused on getting to a phone and calling
a tow truck, so I didn't really notice what a classic set-up it
was.
I
talked to the woman first, or tried to, because her husband was
attacking a bunch of firewood with a chainsaw. I wanted to use the
phone to call a tow truck, but the man said he would help pull me
out once he was finished with the wood.
There
house was a on a grassy lot, right next to the Tlell River, and
it was a pretty classic spot. He had a small boat and a nice Dodge
Ram truck and a fifth wheel camper.
The spread.
He
finished his wood chopping after about 15 minutes, and I hopped
into the Dodge after thanking him up and down, and we went back
to get me out. He apoloigized for the truck being messy, because
he had been hunting. Compared to the van, his truck was a Swiss
hospital.
He
understood. He had been a logger and had been stuck many, many times
in his life. He didn't think it was all that strange, although he
told me what I had heard a million times before: Ford vans suck.
Get a 4WD. He recommended the Toyota 4WD, because they are relatively
light and float across the sand.
It
took him three tries and two ropes to get me out. I was stuck at
an awkward angle, and he tried tying off a rope to my stern and
yanking me out as a I gunned it in reverse.
Two
broken ropes and two trips back to his house. On the third try,
he attached a chain under the van, and got in front of me. That
worked. He yanked me out of there like a bad tooth, and I went forward
and put myself on the sandy road, as he got in front of me.
Push-me, pull-you.
It
was a push-me, pull-you deal. He basically dragged me out of there
with the rope, with me fish-tailing all over the place, coming out
backward like a Nantucket Sleigh Ride.
I
was just really glad to be out of there with a lot less hassle than
at the Skeena. It took about an hour, and could have been a major
ordeal and expense.
I
drove back to the house by the river, thinking I might give him
Mr. Walther or something, I was so jazzed to be out of there.
He
didn't want anything. He just figured he might be stuck some day,
and someone might help him. Fair enough.
He
was a native of Queen Charlotte Island who had left in 1968 and
came back 15 years later. He had a lot of stories about hunting
and fishing and bear and tourists and logging trucks and flat-hatting
around Alaska and the Yukon the way I had done.
The float garden.
I
poked around the grounds as he worked, and I noticed that he had
the absolute best collection of flotsam and jetsam I had ever seen.
Better than Mickey Munoz. He had literally hundreds and maybe thousands
of ruber bumpers and floats and Japanese glass balls that he had
collected from the beach in front of his house. Hundreds of them,
and he complained that a guy from Queen Charlotte had come by and
stolen another hundred or so. I believe I remember this guy threatening
to shoot the other guy.
A float boat.
He
talked a lot about guns and shooting and he had a lot of stories
about collecting these floats and said that 1983 was a particularly
good year. Thinking about where I was, it was hard to believe that
floats could come all the way from Japan and end up on this side
of the island, but he had zillions of them.
Japanese
glass floats are one of the most beautiful functional items in the
world.
The
more I looked at this guy's set up, the more I realized it had jumped
out of my imagination and into reality. He was in a very nice corner
of a very nice island. He had a simple, wood-heated house with phone
and satellite dish. He had a nice garden, a wood-shed and floats
and glass balls everywhere.
He
had a little boat, and a bigger one in the harbor at Masset. Inside
his garage he had a Suzuki 300 ATV he used for elk hunting up in
the hills.
Turns
out the property was his wife's-who I had met earlier-and included
60 acres of land along the river and the ocean.
"It's
yours for two million," he said.
"Canadian?"
I said.
"Yes,"
he said.
"I'll
take it," I said.
It
really was an ideal set-up, especially on a crisp, blue day like
today. There were jets passing over going somewhere, but it was
quiet at ground level and smelled like smoke. Really nice.
His
name was Wayne Flood and he talked a little like Popeye. He mumbled
a little so I couldn't understand everything he said, and he swore
a fair bit, but this guy had spent a lot of time poking around Alaska
and BC, and he had a lot of good stories.
He
asked about gun prices in America and I showed him Mr. Walther.
He said he wanted a Remington .370 or a .202 for hunting elk.
I
should buy him one. He really saved my neck. He even fixed my front
license plate while we were talking. He was that kind of guy. Everything
around his place was ship-shape and Bristol fashion.
I
eventually left and headed up toward Masset and North Beach. When
I finally got to open ocean I saw that it was onshore and windy.
There was a tanker turning around off to the north, and more mountains
beyond that. Wayne Flood had explained that it was all Alaska I
was seeing.
I
flogged yet another coastal river a few times, then hopped in the
van and headed back. Near Masset I stopped for coffee and looked
in at a gift shop that sold surprisingly expensive locals arts and
crafts. These guys made totem poles they sold for tens and even
hundreds of thousands of dollars. They had done a custom, 40 foot
Haida pole for a women in New York who paid $120,000. American.
Surprisingly expensive locals art.
I
bought a lapel pin and pushed on.
On
the way back I saw they were still cleaning up that diesel spill.
I
got back to the hotel room and that's where I am now. I called the
local "surfer" who turned out to be a kayaker who loved to ride
waves with some of his friends. I talked to him for awhile and he
confirmed my suspicions that the rivermouth at the top of North
Beach gets really, really good sometimes, and that the east coast
is mostly bad, with occasional wind swells whipping up overhead
surf.
So,
my last day on Queen Charlotte Island was a pretty good one, despite
another driving mishap. I'm watching CNN, and Bush's lead has dropped
to only 229 votes. They're debating what to do about West Palm Beach.
Here's
my call. If Gore is still leading in the overall nationwide popular
vote, then he should push all the way to the Supreme Court to recast
the votes in West Palm Beach. Gore deserves to be president, but
it's too bad that he's going to get it by scandal.
It's
just unbelievable that it has come this close. It's like a high-school
squabble in a super power nation.
Democracy
in action. Go democracy.
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