Latest
Update: July
22, 2001 by Ben Marcus
12:49
FRIDAY JULY 27, 2001 THE TV ROOM, AS USUAL, WHISTLER B.C.
ODOMETER
TRIP METER
MONEY
Russian/English electronic dictionary on Ebay: $48.50
AOL 800 charge (afraid to look): $#@#%^
Two Garmin GPS Plus II on Ebay: $300
60s era cattle prod on Ebay: $ 20
Sausage roll at Shakespeares: $ 2
Cost of having a Big Mouth: $Priceless
It's
one in the morning and I think it's Friday. It's Friday. I'm watching
Mumford with Colin and Dano. All those Capita snowboard hooligans
have gone back to Vancouver, and the house is quiet. T.J is with
his pretty girlfriend, whose name is Malvina, which is not the
right name for a pretty girl. We're all going to chip in and buy
her a new one.
I'm
only vaguely aware of what is going on around me. It's weird to
see guys snowboarding in July, but Whistler is quite a place.
Tonight when I went for my meat pie constitutional, I saw a guy
parapenting way up in the mountains and the light and shadows
were nice. Whistler is one of those natural places that looks
like it was designed.
I'm
getting slandered and libeled all over the Internet by a bunch
of anonymous schmucks: Carcus28 and some bodyboarder from Arizona
called Speedbump are posting things all over Aggroville and ww.surferMag.com.
There's just no shortage of mean-spirited schmucks in the world.
I go after them and pay for it a little, but I don't care. Idiots.
A
lot has happened since my last confession, but I am reluctant
to talk about it because I got in trouble today with HQ for ñexposing
my underwearî online, and the Russia trip almost got pulled out
from under me. I'd love to give all the details and the e-mails
and such, but I guess I'll just have to learn to be discreet.
Nawwwww.
Let's
see. Today I finished the draft of the shark screenplay and sent
it off to Mark Lyon by e-mail. I'm re-reading it now and I found
a bunch of typos. Shawn A is connected with a producer who worked
on Dances With Wolves and is trying to work a connection. Shaun
Tomson wants to read it and I'm going to send it to Scot Anderson,
the shark researcher who works in the Farallones. I also want
to send it to Titus Kinimaka and others who know Hawaii, including
Butch Helemano, again.
I
have this thing about half-written and I want to send it to people
who know Hawaiian and art and sharks and the ocean and TV journalism,
and get some feedback and figure out how to finish it.
Anyone
out there wants to read a screenplay about sharks, let me know.
The more feedback, the merrier.
I
got some swag today: Twelve pair of polarized sunglasses from
Smith Sport Optics came in a Fed Ex box, and I was so happy. It
was a good bunch of swag, and I wrote a grateful e-mail to Leah
Butler, hoping I can make it worth her while. I've offered to
do a daily sidebar in the Daily Journal for swell.com about the
Russia trip. The Swell.com/Smith Sport Optic Swag Recipient of
the day. Any of the pale, high-cheekboned, dark-haired and dangerous
Natasha's or swarthy helicopter-flying Borises who get a pair
of sunglasses I will interview and photograph and put online.
Just
a thought. I want to make it worth their 12-pair while.
What
else? Flame thought I was going at the wrongƒ..
Oh,
can't talk about that.
Um.
Called Brock and got him excited about buying guns inƒ.
Can't
talk about that.
Sea
Collins sent an e-mail about ñExtra Tropicalîƒ. Hmmmm. Censored.
What
can I talk about?
I'm
going to try to get out of Whistler tomorrow. I've been here a
week already and I've accomplished a few things, but it's time
to get moving north. Prince George is my next stop and then up
and into the Yukon. Then Alaska. I'm hoping I have enough time
to go to Dawson and over to Fairbanks and then up into ANWR before
getting down to Anchorage a few days before we all leave..
There
is a casino in Dawson that was closed in the winter but is probably
jumping in the summer. I want to go there and piss away some money.
Um,
there's a ton of stuff to talk about, but I guess I shouldn't.
There's
all the planning for the O _ _ _ _ _ V _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ , the
B_ _ _ S _ _ _ _ deal, the article about S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E_
_ _ _ _ for T _ _ and I still have to write up my Montana fishing
stories.
I
haven't heard anything from the fishing magazines I pitched Kamchatka
to. Maybe they're over the place. I don't know.
Since
the 23rd of September I have received 198 e-mails and sent 1126
Ü 919 = 207 e-mails. Good thing they don't charge for them or
tax them.
Shawn
Alladio wants me to write a profile on her and/or the use of PWC
in the military for whatever magazine her sponsors choose. It
looks like Shawn won't be going to Alaska to do water patrol,
and that's a shame.
I
sent Surfer's Journal an idea for a D_ _ _ P_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
article, and Pez liked the idea.
I
read on SF Gate that Quokka had gone out of business after pissing
away $350 million in someone else's money. They never made more
than $4 million a month. Silly. I sent Hawk an e-mail suggesting
he try to buy one of those satellite phone connections, that I
might be able to use in Russia, and others will be able to use
elsewhere.
I
am still in love with that gun, the Russian SV 98 sniper rifle
and I contacted the ATF who are going to fax me a list of weapons
it is legal to bring into the country from Russia. Don't YOU want
a sniper rifle? I think everyone should own one. It's single bolt
action and effective up to 1000 meters. I just want to shoot some
cans.
What
kind of cans? Mexi-cans. Puerto Ri-cans.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Sorry.
Kidding. Been up north too long.
Ike
just came running in from outside, where I saw a raccoon prowling
a while ago. And so did he.
Beyond
that, everything is going on, but I'm tired and I don't want to
piss off the bosses.
Loose
lips sink trips, I guess.
Anyone
want to read a shark movie? Send an address.
Anyone
have anything to talk about?
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