Latest
Update: September 7, 2001 by Ben Marcus
16:00
ALASKA TIME PAYDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2001 BEAR PAW RESORT
Got
to get out of here and go pick up my big sweet paycheck from Nautilus
Foods. No idea how much it will be, but it has to last me a while.
Gus also owes me $160 and I should probably tape- record his excuses
for not paying me back.
Spent
the day in the warm, quiet Bear Paw RV park office online chasing
this and that. Called the Coast Guard in the morning to talk them
out of a boat, but they were doing Search and Rescue and couldn't
talk.
Spoke
with Derek Agnew at AK Super Station and he put me in touch with
the woman who will be producing the show for local Alaska news.
Lebreton, her last name is.
Went
to the local dump and sorted out the van. Tried on a bunch of
Patagonia swag and cleaned up. The van smells like fish and cat
and yuck, but that's Alaska.
Went
by Nautilus around 15:00 to see about paychecks. They'll be ready
at 16:00, which is right about now. I prefer this warm, dead quiet
RV office to that noisy, stinky, freezing cold and soggy fish
plant. That work sucks, but I'm glad I did it. It's nice to be
just working after doing nothing for so long. Now we'll see if
it paid at all.
That
money has to last me for a good long while, and I don't think
it will. The wolf is definitely at the door and I need to dig
myself out of all this.
I
sent a chipper e-mail to Andy Marker at Patagonia today, being
thankful and apologetic at the same time:
Andy
I
picked up my surprisingly small box from Patagonia at the Fed
Ex office in Anchorage a few days ago.
I
thought, "How can all that high quality swag fit in there? There
must be some mistake."
And
then I opened that box and all that incredibly good Patagonia
equipment came popping out, like clowns out of a circus car.
Patagonia
is the best. When I put on a fishing vest or a deep wading jacket,
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor putting on a mink stole.
When
I put on those wading boots, Imelda Marcos spins in her chair.
It
fits, it's perfectly designed, it will last forever and It Just
Rules.
Now
I feel guilty, because I cancelled the Russia trip because those
guys didn't have their acts together, and I didn't feel too
good about traveling to the Evil Empire with a bunch of XXXXXXXXXX
dingalings.
I
ain't going to the Gulag for Flea Virostko.
I'm
going to try to make it up to you by getting a photo of Colin
Brown or Mark Alfaro riding the Turnagain Arm Tidal Bore on
my Patagonia longboard.
If
that makes the catalogue, I won't feel as bad (about feeling
so good).
Thanks
for all your help. I'm sorry it all blew up, but I tried my
best.
I
am using this Tidal Bore attempt as a Guinea Pig for bigger
ideas: A BORED! TV show and a big snowboard/surf party this
summer.
I
have attached the Party Proposal. What do you think?
I
think a thousand people lining the highway, screaming at the
oceanic gladiator pit going on below them would be worth seeing.
I'll
also forward some recent MPEGS of the bore.
Ben
So
that was nice. Hopefully it will assuage his anger and my guilt.
What
else? Lots of e-mails. One from a Sacklunch supporter who wondered
how Shanti responded to all of my e-mail threats.
Gotta
go get my paycheck and deposit it. Drum roll to see how much it
is.
12:38
ALASKA TIME SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2001 DINING ROOM AT NAUTILUS
FOODS
Another
day, another $36 made, and probably $20 spent on AOL 800 time.
Oh well. I'm in the dining room by myself, wearing the crazed
Vietnam vet green jacket. I'm not as cold and wet as usual, but
I'm cold and wet.
Did
about 6 hours of processing today, mostly on the good line but
also on the bad line when the hydraulics on the good line's decapitator
failed. They futzed with it and at one point one of the hoses
went off like a crazed snake. They couldn't fix it, so they switched
us over to the ñrotating knivesî machine. My job was to take the
fish after they were beheaded and cut a slit in the neck to free
up all the guttie wutties, before Mexican Bob fed them head-first
into the conveyor belt through the rotating knives.
So
that was fun. Bug Eyed Boss Fella got mad at me again and threatened
to fire me at dinner, because I wasn't putting in a full day.
Good thing my little thought bubble wasn't visible over my head.
Something about shooting Mexicans with a ñgolf gun.î
Two
cops are standing over a dead body.
First
cop says, ñThat there's a good Mexican. Good and dead.î
Second
cop says, ñI think he was shot with a golf gun.î
First
cop says, ñGolf gun! Why do you say that?î
Second
cop says, ñWell it sure put a hole in Juan!î
Not
a funny or nice joke, but that's what I was thinking as Bug Eyed
Boss Fella bellowed at me with his speeded-up eyes.
Got
my check and it was for around $275, but that was for three days
of work or so. I think there is more coming. I could be earning
a lot more, but I just can't do that work all day. It's too boring
and tedious and loud and stinky, and I have other things that
need to get done.
Today
I spent most of the day at the Bear Paw, accomplishing not a whole
lot. Let me look at the list of e-mails and maybe that will tell
me something.
Just
for the hell of it, I'll list all the e-mails I sent today, to
give you some of the flava.
Scretadmer@AOL.com
asked, ñCaught Inside. Who the hell wrote that?î
I
answered: ñDan Duane. Who are you?î
Jgallanos@XXXXX
Said my Bore-O-Cross idea was weird and eccentric but it would
fit right in with Alaska, as would I.
I
answered, ñThank you. Who are you?î
Here
was my exchange with MarcusWisdorf who, like Jgallanos@XXXXX is
a Turnagain Arm resident:
Ben,
You're
right, it is a free world and so here's my opinion about your
production
at the turnagain arm bore wave. It's a silly idea.
YOU
MEAN THE TIDALCROSS THING? OF COURSE IT'S SILLY,THAT'S THE POINT.
So
much money being spent on a trivial pursuit.
WOULDNT
BE MUCH MONEY. NOT MUCH MONEY AT ALL MOST LIKELY.
Give
the money to the surfrider foundation instead, of some hungry
kids. If a jet ski is seen out there it will probably bring
more who don't have safety as a consideration.
NO
JET SKIS. THEY AREN'T LEGAL OUT THERE AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO
LAUNCH THEM.
Look
at Alaska's snowmachine/avalanche incidents for a precedence.
ALASKANS
ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF MOTORHEADS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE,
SO YOU COULD BE RIGHT.
The
borewave is slow and somewhat unpredictable,
IT
HAS SOME OOMPH ON A FIVE STAR DAY, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. AND IT
IS ABSOLUTELY PREDICTABLE. THERE IS A CHART AT BIRD POINT THAT
PREDICTS IT.
so
it is good for beginners to use to practice balance, turning
and catching a wave.
I
DONT THINK IT'S A PLACE FOR BEGINNERS.
It
is rarely over 2 to 3 feet on the face and mostly whitewater.
It really doesn't bother me as much as others if you try it,
but I think your pro's will be rather "bored" with the whole
thing.
THAT'S
WHAT I AM GOING TO FIND OUT. THE FIVE STAR DAYS I SAW WOULD
BE A CHALLENGE TO ANY SURFER.
The
reason you haven't seen any good surfer's out there is because
the local "good surfers" don't think it's worth getting wet
for.
PERHAPS
YOU ARE RIGHT.
However,
I personally feel the bore-wave is a unique phenomena.
IT
DEFINITELY IS THAT.
and
would like to watch a pro surfer make some turns on it.
IT
WOULD BE EXCITING TO SEE SOMEONE GOOD RIDE IT THE WHOLE WAY.
I
think Alaska is a place that is very special and hope that you
enjoy and respect.
I
THINK I HAVE BEEN, SO FAR.
HOW
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL OF THIS, ANYWAY?
THANKS
FOR THE E-MAIL. I LIKE GETTING THEM.
I
WON'T BE DISRESPECTING ANYTHING, I JUST THINK THE TIDALCROSS
DEAL WOULD BE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR A BIG PARTY.
NOTHING
WRONG WITH PARTIES.
thank's
Marc
Amclester@????
Told me that his copy of FIN still hadn't arrived. That is atrociously
bad, Third World quality service by the US Postal Service.
Today
I Express mailed a copy of FIN to Benny from Aggroville. He's
an even-headed guy and I hope he reads it. Any Bay Area denizen
will like it, I think. It's San Francisco-centric.
One_dubsc@????
Is a 19 year old girl in Hollister I exchange IM's with. I'm surprised
she hasn't called the cops on me yet. But every time I talk to
her I think of Strangers on the Internet. Maybe I'll head back
to the Bay Area and write that thing. It could do well.
Here
was the response from tide.predictions@NOAA.gov.
Mr.
Marcus,
As
is noted in the Frequently Asked Questions section of our web
site, we cannot provide tide predictions for more than a single
month via e-mail.
OOPS.
MISSED THAT. IF YOU COULD SEND ME MAY 2002 VIA E-MAIL, I WOULD
BE INFERNALLY GRATEFUL
All
other requests are generated on a calendar year basis, and are
subject to a $35 fee.
THAT
MIGHT BE WORTHWHILE, TOO. I AM PUTTING TOGETHER A PROPOSAL FOR
A WEIRD TIDAL-BORE SURFING EVENT IN ALASKA, AND I NEED THE TIDES
TO PICK THE DAYS.
I
HAVE ATTACHED THE PROPOSAL
There
is another option, during October, the Tide Predictions provided
on our web site are updated to include all of the next year.
Thus, the tide predictions for all of 2002 will be available
from our web site next month. Unless you need to have the predictions
immediately, you may want to consider simply waiting until the
first part of next month and accessing the data from our web
site.
We
will hold your request until we hear back from you.
WELL,
IF YOU CAN SEND MAY 2002 BY E-MAIL I'D BE VERY HAPPY.
AND
I MAY JUST PAY THE $35 FOR THE WHOLE YEAR BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO ANCHORAGE ON SEPTEMBER 15 TO DO A TEST RUN OF THIS WAVE,
AND I'M GOING TO PRESENT THE PROPOSAL THAT IS ATTACHED TO THE
ALYESKA PRINCE HOTEL.
SO,
I GUESS I DO NEED IT ASAP.
IS
IT POSSIBLE TO SEND:
APRIL
2002 BY E-MAIL?
MAY
2002 BY E-MAIL?
JUNE
2002 BY E-MAIL?
Today
a NOAA survey ship called The Rainier pulled up at the dock near
the processing plant. I talked with one of the deckhands named
Steve Larkspur, or something like that. It was a big, 230-foot
boat with lots of little patrol boats attached to it for surveys.
There were also kayaks and dirt bikes and a PWC just for the personal
use of the crew and it's making me think the government is loose
up here.
The
Coast Guard weren't loose, though. I called USCG HQ in Juneau
and asked if they might see there way to loan us an inflatable
and a crew for the shoot at Turnagain Arm.
But
indeed they could not see their way clear.
There
isn't even a USCG station in Anchorage. Believe it or not there
are only two Coast Guard stations in all of Alaska: One in Juneau
and one somewhere else. Ketchikan, maybe. There isn't one in Valdez
or Homer or Anchorage or anywhere that I have seen.
The
Coasties must be jumping here all the time. Boats are constantly
getting into trouble. A 130-foot tender hit a rock in Prince William
Sound about a month ago and went down with 35,000 gallons of diesel
on board.
And
people are still talking about the Arctic Rose, a boat that went
down in the Bering Sea with all hands last year. Fifteen men died
and they have no idea what happened.
Last
night I volunteered my bunk to a guy from Eureka who had just
gotten off a 42 foot fishing boat, and was glad to be off. He
got 8 per cent of the boat's profits, but he doesn't think he
made much money.
He
did say that bombing around in Prince William Sound was awesome
under good weather, but that fishing is always dangerous, often
uncomfortable and not always profitable.
I
think it was when I was transferring my stuff from the bunk to
the upstairs TV room that I lost my beloved tortoise-shell Maui
Jim sunglasses. Today I can't find them. I was so groggy last
night that I might have left them in my Patagonia jacket when
I put it in the dryer. Maybe I left them in the TV room this morning
when I cleared out in a hurry. Shit. I think they're gone, unless
they are in the van somewhere.
This
place is costing me a fortune. Oh well, I'll chuckle at all this
when I am on the Oscar Podium. ñLife is just excruciating,î I'll
say as I accept the Oscar. The trick is to make it pay off.
The
guy who calls himself ñBennyî on Aggroville sent me an e-mail
about the guy who calls himself ñDingz.î This guy is my latest
anonymous cyber-heckler. He has been giving me shit for months
on that thing, and I was very curious to find out who he was,
so I could stick a shotgun up his behind when I get back to California.
Turns
out he is a guy named Craig Wollan. He works somewhere in Silicon
Valley. If anyone knows him, spit in his French Fries, would you
please?
This
is what Benny had to say about Dingz.
In
a message dated 9/6/01 4:02:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time, TheBenM
writes:
wwollan@citilink.net,
colinbrown@earthlink.net
Are
these the same person? Are they Dingz? I dislike Dingz immensely.
I'M
PRETTY SURE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.
HE
MADE A MISTAKE BY EXPOSING HIMSELF.
I'LL
BE IN CALIFORNIA EVENTUALLY WITH ALL MY MONTANA GOODIES.
Total
blowhard jackass. Never even surfed.
REALLY?
THAT FIGURES. IN A WORLD FULL OF ANONYMOUS SIDELINE GROUPIE
WANNABE DIPSHITS, HE'S NUMBER ONE.
JUST
A SILICON VALLEY CUBICLE JOCKEY, VAGUELY AWARE THAT EVERYTHING
THAT IS IMPORTANT IN THE WORLD IS GOING BY 100 MILES OVER HIS
HEAD.
Just
a surfing-internet groupie. Geev 'em brah.
HAVEN'T
HEARD BACK FROM HIM YET.
HE'S
TOO BUSY CLEANING TOILETS IN SILICON VALLEY, OR WHATEVER SHITHOLE
HE IS IN.
Ben
I'LL
MAIL THE SCREENPLAY. THE MAIL SERVICE HERE IS AMAZINGLY SLOW.
IT
JUST TOOK TWO WEEKS FOR THE LAST BATCH TO GET FROM FAIRBANKS
TO CALIFORNIA.
BAD.
I
MAY HAVE YOU PASS IT ON TO SOMEONE WHEN YOU ARE DONE.
JUST
LOOKING FOR INPUT AND INFO AND TO SEE IF ANYONE LIKES IT.
CURRENTLY
READING IT, AND THEN PASSING IT ON:
SHAUN
TOMSON TO WHOEVER
SCOT ANDERSON TO DALE WEBSTER
SHAWN SHAMLOU TO CRAIG HOSHIDE
ANDREW MCLESTER TO CHUCK GALLAGHER
JIM DEVLIN TO TITUS KINIMAKA
DARRACH BOURKE TO SUSAN RICHTER AT CNN (I HOPE)
KAREN GALLAGHER TO RANDY RARICK
BOB GREEN TO SHAWN ALLADIO
JODY HELZER OF SHARKTV
MARKLYN RETZER
Mark
Alfaro has been sending me nearly as many e-mails as I send everyone
else. He wants to know details about the bore. There isn't much
I can tell him.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 10:03:20 AM Pacific Daylight Time, mark@7thwavecom.com
writes:
Sounds
like the wave itself- at least according to Shawn's guesstimate-
shouldn't be that gnarly. Only one way to really find out- to
throw two guinea pigs in front of the thing! :-D I
T
HAS MOMENTS OF SEMI-GNARLINESS, BUT IT'S A LOT SAFER THAN MAVERICKS,
UNLESS YOU GET RAMMED BY A BELUGA WHALE, WHICH COULD HAPPEN.
SEE
YOU SOON. COULD BE FUN.
BEN
I
had been intending to send an e-mail to Malcolm Gault-Williams
and Gary Lynch looking for Santa Cruz information.
When
they sent me one, I sent them this back.
Malcolm
and Gary
I
am writing a 12,000-word article on Santa Cruz for Steve Pezman
and am looking for input from any where I can get it.
Specifically,
I'm going to write about the Hawaiian Princes surfing the Rivermouth
in the late 1800's, and I'd like to hear an educated guess from
someone on what kind of boards they were riding: olo, alaia,
paipo?
Also
I am ready and willing to hear input from anyone who wants to
chime in about Santa Cruz-insider or outsider.
Thanks.
In
Valdez, Alaska now, working in the worst fish processing plant
in the state, or so I am told.
Going
to do the tidal bore thing on September 15 with a couple of
guys from Santa Cruz.
See
attached for the Grand Design. Could be fun.
Ben
Colin
Brown is the other surfer coming to Alaska. He's a lawyer who
I use as the model for Jay Dagget.
By
the way, Jay Dagget is a play on J. Noble Dagget, the lawyer Kim
Darby is always talking about in True Grit. ñShe pulls that J.
Noble Dagget character like a six gun,î John Wayne growls in the
movie. I use Jay Dagget when I want to bluff people. It kind of
worked with Frank, although I'm getting slagged on Aggroville
again by the Silicon Valley Wannabe Sewing Circle. I'll have to
think of something else for Frank, maybe one of those 12 gauge
rifled slugs. That would slow him down a little. Maybe
Here
is Colin's reaction to my Jay Dagget letter to Shanti.
In
a message dated 9/6/2001 8:23:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time, colinbrown@earthlink.net
writes:
Hey
BenM,
Trip
sounds good and interesting.
I
THINK IT WILL BE OKAY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON TV, YOU KNOW. SURFING
AND BEING INTERVIEWED AND WE'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH THE WHOLE DEAL
ON THE SHOW AFTER MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, FROM THE BAR OF THE
ALYEKSA PRINCE HOTEL Y
our
Jay Daggett piece is offensive because it's a bullshit bluff.
OH
WELL. THEY AREN'T DOING THE MAGAZINE.
Other
than that, I'm sorry they ripped off your idea.
THEY
KIND OF DID.
I
don't know if you have a non- frivolous cause of action, but
I am assuming you could sue in quantum meruit on a quasi-contract
theory. Maybe you should let sleeping scumbags lie.
I
LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK LEGAL-ESE. I GET SO... EXCITED.
I'LL
LET IT DROP, BUT I WAS PISSED.
Your
imitation surf mag was hilarious.
EVERYONE
ELSE THINKS SO, TOO. THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION.
CHRIS
MAURO LOVED IT. HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO.
It's
a shame you had to give it away now, to show your hand.
THAT
WAS A BLUFF, TOO, BUT PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB, THEY'RE PROBABLY SCANING
THE TRADE SHOW TO SEE IF IT SHOWS UP.
THE
THING ABOUT STANFORD IS TRUE.
And
that you aren't channeling your satirical wit in a profit making
vein.
WELL
I AM. THE SURFER'S JOURNAL THING WILL MAKE ME SOME DOUGH.
It's
totally defamatory, as you know.
THAT
WAS THE POINT.
BRING
HIM ON. CAN'T SUE A GUY WHO IS BROKE.
SEE
YOU IN A WEEK.
WHAT
TIME DO YOU GET IN? I'LL COME AND GET YOU.
I'M
NOT LIVING RIGHT. HOPE I LIVE THAT LONG.
Regards,
Colin
Colin
Brown is a smart guy and a good guy and I'm glad he is coming
to Alaska. I am very curious to see what these guys do with this
wave. I think Colin and Mark are both very good surfers. They
could be the Guinea Pigs for bigger things.
If
we do the BoarderCross idea, the trophies should be shaped like
Beluga Whales.
A
while ago I had sent an e-mail to a woman in Canada who runs Rafting
Canada, asking about the Shubencadie Tidal Bore.
She
responded.
In
a message dated 9/6/2001 8:12:02 PM Pacific Daylight Time, river.runners@ns.sympatico.ca
writes:
Hi
Ben,
I
still was not able to open the attachment,
HMMMM.
IS IT BECAUSE IT WASN'T WRITTEN IN FRENCH?
HAHAHAHAH
CANADIAN
JOKE. SORRY.
but
I will try to answer some of your questions.
THANK
YOU.
Tide
times for this area are on my website at www.tidalborerafting.com
THANK
YOU.
this
are actually bore times. Closes motels would be in the town
of Truro, about 30 minutes away, depending on the time of year
and the size of your group there is several B&B's in the area.
SOUNDS
GOOD. THANK YOU. As for weather online I am not sure. When is
the bore the best to surf will depend on the moon phases and
time of year. My husband would be the best one to ask. I WILL
ASK HIM IF THIS THING GETS ROLLING.
When
and if it looks like you want to make the trip here I would
suggest you call him to see when the conditions would be best.
WILL
DO. THANK YOU.
Good
luck,
Right
now there is a drunk guy in the Dining Room complaining about
Nautilus Foods, saying it is the shittiest fish processor in Alaska.
He looks a bit like Jim Varney and he is drunk. Never a good combination.
Everyone here is either a drunk or a Mexican or a Turk, for whom
working all summer in absolute shit for $1000 a week is a good
deal.
Why
am I here? I am none of the above. I'm a writer. I'M AN ARTIST,
DAMNIT!
I
love getting yelled at by the Bug Eyed Boss Fella and being frozen
and cold and sore for $6 an hour. When you see me smiling quietly
to myself on the podium at the Oscars, you will understand why.
I
got an e-mail from Scot Anderson, the Marine Biologist responsible
for all that ñflying white sharkî footage from the Farallon Islands.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 11:36:35 AM Pacific Daylight Time, sharkman1137@mac.com
writes:
Hi
Ben,
No,
I have not gotten it yet but I am waiting.
LOOKING
FORWARD TO YOUR OPINION, AND WHETHER THE OPENING SEQUENCE WOULD
BE EASY TO FILM FOR THE BIG SCREEN.
THIS
MOVIE OPENS WITH A BANG, AND I THINK YOU KNOW THE BANG I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
WAS
IT YOU WHO DID ALL THE SURFBOARD-CAMERA CINEMATOGRAPHY?
YOU'RE
A BASTARD. THAT STUFF IS EVIL. GREAT, BUT EVIL.
Alaska,
Iv been fishing up there for the past 4 summers, great!
WHERE
DO YOU FISH? I'M IN VALDEZ RIGHT NOW AND LAST NIGHT I TALKED
TO A GUY WHO HAD BEEN OUT ON A 42-FOOT BOAT IN PRINCE WILLIAM
SOUND. I'M DYING TO GET OUT THERE AND POKE AROUND. MUT BE AWESOME.
IT
WAS MAPS OF ALASKA THAT PARTIALLY INSPIRED THE SHARK MOVIE.
ONE
OF THE QUESTIONS IT ASKS IS: CAN A MAN IN A SAILBOAT DISAPPEAR
IN THE MODERN WORLD, IF HE WANTS TO?
MASON
THORPE FINDS OUT THAT IT'S NOT AS EASY AS HE THINKS.
My
home adress:
Scot Anderson
P O Box 390
Inverness, CA 94937
(415) 669-1077
IT'S
ON ITS WAY.THE MAIL SERVICE IN ALASKA IS AMAZINGLY SLOW. I MAILED
IT AUGUST 23 AND SOME GUYS ARE JUST GETTING THERES.
I
THINK THEY SEND THE MAIL BY MIGRATING SALMON.
THANKS
AGAIN FOR TAKING THE TIME. VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR
INPUT.
I
am looking forward to Scot Anderson's input. If by some miracle
this movie gets made, Scot is going to be our man in the Farallons,
making sure that ñbig bangî opener is filmed correctly.
Here
is more from Marcus Wisdorf.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 11:41:30 AM Pacific Daylight Time, marcuswisdorf@hotmail.com
writes:
Ben,
I
surf the bore regularly and heard about it down at the parking
area from both John Markel and Darby Hobson.... glad to hear
no jetski's
MY
THING WITH THE JET SKIS WAS WATER SAFETY AND TRANSPORTING THE
GUYS FROM BIRD POINT DOWN TO THE FIRST PARKING LOT, THAT'S ALL.
I
KNOW THE THINGS ARE STINKY. I JUST WROTE A BIG ARTICLE IN THE
SURFER'S JOURNAL ABOUT THEM.
NOW
I'M WORKING ON THE COAST GUARD TO USE ONE OF THEIR INFLATABLES
FOR CAMERA PLATFORM AND CATCHING THE THING WAY UP AT THE TOP.
HOPE
WE AREN'T PISSING ANYONE OFF. NOT OUR INTENTION.
ONLY
TWO GUYS ARE COMING FROM CALIFORNIA.
ABC
ALASKA IS GOING TO SHOOT IT.
ARE
YOU GOING OUT TO THE HINCHINBROOK THING?
Marc
This
is an angry e-mail from the 19-year-old gal in Hollister.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 11:53:07 AM Pacific Daylight Time, one_dubsc@????.com
writes:
Funny,
you were just online. Did you IM me? No.
STOP
ACTING LIKE A 19-YEAR-OLD
This
just goes to show what a hypocrite you are. And I can't believe
you never had me on your list to begin with.
YOU
ALWAYS IMed ME. I NEVER HAD TO DO IT TO YOU, AND MY MEMORY IS
FAILING ME. SIGN OF AGE.
I
think she was angry.
Today
I called a photographer named Duane Watts, who was recommended
by John Markel. He was in Portland when I found him and said that
the first guy I called, Calvin Hall, was the best guy for the
job.
Jgallanos@???
Had mentioned something about a surf festival going on that same
weekend we will be doing the tidal bore thing.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 11:12:34 AM Pacific Daylight Time, jgallanos@yahoo.com
writes:
The
festival is Sept 13-16th. Davis Parsons...a.k.a. AK surfboards
is one of the guys who is organizing the event and Points North
Heli Adventures.
I
SEE. SOUNDS INTERESTING, BUT THAT'S THE SAME WEEKEND THE TIDAL
BORE THING WILL BE GOING ON, SO I'LL BE IN GIRDWOOD.
THAT'S
GOOD, IN A WAY, BECAUSE WE WON'T BE GETTING IN ANYONE'S WAY.
is
phone # is XXX-3524 or cicdv@XXX.net. Or on the web at Surfalaska.com
Everyone is to meet at Orca lodge in Cordova on Wednesday night.
THANK
YOU.
They
are hooking people up to bush planes for $150 unless you can
charter something by boat. Another option is to contact Mike
Alvarez at Freeznsurf@hotmail.com.
I
MAY CALL ALL THESE GUYS IF I WRITE THE THING FOR ALASKAN AIRLINES.
He
and a few surfers are planning to arrive on Friday and boat
over if they can find someone to shuttle them over. Or check
to see if Liska is going out of Seward.
LOOKS
LIKE I'M GOING TO MISS BOTH EVENTS: MONTAGU AND HINCHINBROOK.
OH WELL. WISH I'D SEEN THEM. THE TIDAL BORE THING SHOULD BE
INTERESTING.
THANKS
FOR THE INFO.
The
Grader Guy just came in and said that he saw a notice in the paper
about someone finding a bunch of CDs in a garbage bag at the Tesoro
Station. They are now with the police. I'm going there first thing
tomorrow. I hope I get some of my DVDs back, but what I really
want is my Final Draft software disc. I thought up a scene tonight
involving that erotic, samurai knot-tying by Takashi Remora and
I want to write it down. But I don't have that disc, so I can't.
That
was very nice of the Grader Guy. I offered him some reward money,
but he said he was glad to help. See? Do nice things for people
and sometimes they do nice things for you.
That
could be good news. I should have filed a police report in the
first place. Dumb.
I
had been in contact with the editors of the Alaskan/Horizon Air
magazines about writing article for Canada and Alaska. Today I
pushed it again.
Michele
Dill
Paradigm Publishing
Sept.
7, 2001
Michele
I'm in Valdez, Alaska right now, preparing for this weird attempt-to-surf-a-tidal-bore
expedition from September 15 - 18.
I've
been poking around Alaska taking photos and talking to people
and I think I have enough information for a good feature on
Surfing Alaska.
In
September there are two surfing events taking place on the outside
of the islands that form Prince William Sound. I won't make
it to either one because of my project, but I could talk to
people who did go.
I even have some goofy photos. See attached.
Do
you think you are interested in this story?
I
should be able to find quality surfing photos from Turnagain
Arm, Montagu Island, Hinchinbrook Island, Yakutat and elsewhere
The
story can be any length.
Ben
And
I sent an e-mail to Jeff Girard and Scott Hulet about that Santa
Cruz article. And also suggested they use the glossary of Santa
Cruz terms I did for swell.com
Scott
Hulet
Jeff Girard
I
think I changed the title to the Santa Cruz piece last night while
cutting fish.
Instead
of "Surf City," I think the title should be a variation on:
www.SantaCruz.com
www.SantaCruz.inc
www.SurfCity.com
www.SurfCity.inc
Something
like that. You can get all tech with the design, if you want.
Still
working on it.
The
link for that Santa Cruz glossary is:http://www.swell.com/sw/content/travel/
surfmaps/us/sanfrancisco_monterey/
theharbor_glossary.jsp
Dale
Webster wondered what my ñSurf Industry Spoof' was all about and
asked me to send it. I did, but he couldn't open the file.
I
found Calvin Hall's website and sent him an e-mail about the Tidal
Bore attempt.
Calvin
Hall
Alaska
Sept.
7, 2001
Calvin
I have been traveling through Alaska for the last month or so
and have invited a couple of California surfers to come up to
Turnagain Arm to give the tidal bore a go.
The
Surfer's Journal wants to run a piece on the tidal bore there,
and have left it to me to arrange a photographer.
You
were recommended by John Markel and Duane Watts.
The
surfers are Mark Alfaro and Colin Brown, and I am hoping they
have the ability to really do that wave justice.
I
want to see someone go the distance on that freakish little
wave, with speed and style, from the First Parking Lot to the
Third Parking Lot.
I
have also arranged with Derek Agnew at ABC Alaska to cover the
attempt, and he is going to put it on his post-Monday Night
Football show.
Mark
and Colin will be arriving the 15th of September, and they will
stay until Wednesday the 18th. There is a progression of Three,
Four and Five Star bore days, as rated by the chart at Bird
Point.
They'll
be staying Girdwood Condos for the first two nights, then the
Alyeska Prince has offered us rooms at $80 a night, which was
very nice of them.
I'm
hoping these guys will get it wired on the first two days, and
ride it the distance on Monday.
We
shall see.
I
was hoping to get a PWC Rescue driver named Shawn Alladio up
here to do water patrol, but John Markel shot that idea down.
He's
right, but I was thinking safety.
Now
I'm trying to talk the Coast Guard into sending down their best
small-boat drivers and a hard-bottomed inflatable. I hope to
use the boat as a camera platform, and also as a shuttle.
I'm
thinking these guys will use the boat to get up to Bird Point
and ride the bore as far up around Bird Point as they can, until
it backs off in deep water.
Then
the boat will take them to the First Parking Lot, drop them
off and let them paddle into the wave. If they do it right,
they can ride the bore for two miles, from the First Parking
Lot to the Third.
It
would be nice if the boat could stay behind them in case someone
falls, and put the surfer back in front of the wave.
Not
sure if that's possible, but it would be good training for the
Coasties, anyway.
Let
me know if you are interested in any of this.
I think the Turnagain Arm bore is pretty cool, and I have two
devious plans to blow this Guinea Pig attempt into something
bigger:
An
annual snowboard/tidal bore riding event at the Alyeska Prince
Hotel.
And
An
adventure TV series called BORED!
Let
me know if you are interested in shooting these days from September
15 - 18.
Could
be fun, and The Surfer's Journal is a high-quality, prestigious
publication to have your photos displayed.
I'll
talk to them about buy outs if you are interested.
And
if I can sell this story somewhere else-Alaska Airlines are
interested-there might be buy outs there, too.
Patagonia
gave me a whole bunch of equipment for an aborted trip to Russia.
I'd love to get them a photo of someone riding my Patagonia
longboard for their catalogue.
Let
me know ASAP, please.
This
could be fun. Pray for sun.
Ben
He
responded.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 4:01:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time, challak@alaska.net
writes:
Thanks
for the e-mail Ben, I tried to send you one this morning but
I got your address wrong.
OH
WELL.
I
am interested but I need to know more about the financial end
of it.
YOU
SHOULD CONTACT JEFF DIVINE OR SCOTT HULET AT THE SURFER'S JOURNAL
AND THEY'LL TELL YOU THEIR BUY OUTS AND ALL LIKE THAT THERE.
SCOTT@SURFERSJOURNAL.COM
JEFF@SURFERSJOURNAL.COM
AND
THERE IS ALSO THE POTENTIAL FOR PATAGONIA AND ALASKA AIRLINES,
BUT THAT'S ALL TENTATIVE
If
you don't catch me at home you could try my cell which is (907)230-4500
WILL
DO. THANKS.
KNOW
ANYONE WITH AN INFLATABLE?
BEN
Thanks,
Calvin
I
sent Mark Alfaro some MPEGS that I took of the Three Star day
with the Turks.
He
liked it.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 2:49:57 PM Pacific Daylight Time, mark@7thwavecom.com
writes:
How
big is that wave "Appealing left?"
EIGHT
INCHES
Are
those black dots people?
YES
Rider
up closeout looks like a chest high wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLOSE
ENOUGH.
What
star is that sucker????
ONLY
A THREE STAR.
I'M
TELLING YOU, A FIVE STAR IS LEGIT. IT'S GOT SOME RUMBLE.
IT'S
EERIE, BORDERING ON SCARY BECAUSE
IT
JUST
KEEPS
GOING
Yeah!
More! More!
YOU'RE
ABOUT TO GET MORE MORE, WHEN YOU GET HERE.
Ha-ha!
THANK
YOU FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Thanks,
Ben.
And
then, Fan Mail from someone.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 3:15:31 PM Pacific Daylight Time, nwdan@northwave.com
writes:
Hey
Whats up,
Your
journal keeps me entertained during my lunchhour, thanks.
I
ENTERTAIN MYSELF BY WRITING IT AT LUNCHTIME.
I
would recommend that you need to write in a different industry,
DO
TELL?
I
don't think the action sports industry will ever " have there
shit completely together".
DID
I SPELL "THERE" LIKE THAT? MAYBE I DON'T HAVE MY SHIT TOGETHER.
Also
if you ever need a great photographer, there is this guy named
Pat Wright, great photographer who has done work for a lot Pro
riders, and action sports companys.
IS
HE IN ALASKA?
If
you can pay, he'll shoot... his email is
patwrightphoto@earthlink.net.
THANK
YOU.
I think you should be writing for the outdoor industry--
I
DON'T WANT TO WRITE AT ALL. I'M DONE WITH IT.I'M JUST DOING
IT UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I
think the poeple in that industry most likely will have there
shit more together, more organized, less cool guy attitudes
etc,
THOSE
COOL GUY ATTITUDES BUG ME. IT'S SUCH A CROCK.
you
get the picture. The action sports industry is just " TO COOL"
you know what I am trying to say right?
IT'S
A CROCK OF SHIT. THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF OVERGROWN IMPRESSIONABLE
TEENAGERS SELLING OVERPRICED CLOTHES TO IMPRESSIONABLE TEENAGERS.
I'LL
ATTACH THE SPOOF I DID OF SURF NEWS.
THIS
IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT ALL.
anyway,
I check into sacklunch everyday, and get pissed when there is
that 2-5 day break with no updates.
ME
TOO.
Keep
it up, for sure entertaining, can't wait to see what Shanti
has to say!
anyway,
I check into sacklunch everyday, and get pissed when there is
that2-5 day break with no updates.
ME
TOO.
I'LL
FORWARD YOU OUR E-MAILS.
ATTACHED
IS THE PHONY ISSUE OF SURF NEWS.
Then
Mark Alfaro sent me another exuberant e-mail about the bore. Duane
Watts had sent me a photo of a guy riding the bore with snow-capped
mountains in the back.
In
a message dated 9/7/2001 5:04:02 PM Pacific Daylight Time, mark@7thwavecom.com
writes:
Ben,
I'd be stoked to ride that thing! I want to short board it but
I want to use the LB, too!
I
THINK IT MIGHT ALMOST BE MORE OF A LONGBOARD WAVE THAN A SHORTBOARD
WAVE, BUT WE SHALL SEE.
THIS
IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING.
PRAY
FOR FIVE-STAR WEATHER.
PRAY
FOR A GOOD SHOT FOR THE PATAGONIA CATALOGUE
That
shot of the surfer with the snow capped is amazing!
YES
IT IS. THE WHOLE SET UP IS AMAZING. I THINK THAT IS WHY I AM
DRAGGING YOU UP HERE.
I
DOUBT YOU WILL REGRET IT.
CLEAR
WEATHER. CLEAR WEATHER.
THAT
IS YOUR NEW MANTRA.
I
GOTTA GO PICK UP MY PAYCHECK AT THE FISH PROCESSING PLANT.
There
were other e-mails. Matt Warshaw wondered how much Art Brewer
weighed, but was embarrassed to ask him.
Mark
Alfaro sent me an e-mail about ñRelay surfingî the Tidal Bore,
in which surfers pick up different boards for different parts
of the wave.
I
just had a long conversation with the pretty-eyed Turk who talks
like the Andy Kaufmann character from Taxi. He just finished and
is going back to Turkey tomorrow. He is ñveddy veddy hippie to
be leavingk.î He doesn't like America. Doesn't like Alaska. Doesn't
like the Fish Plant. He wants to find an internship in Electrical
Engineering. His girlfriend was here when he first arrived, but
she didn't last. ñThis is no place for dames,î I offered.
ñYes,
she is leavingk fast because this is not good for relationships,î
he answered.
No
indeed. He and all the Turks have been sleeping in tents across
the street. They've been here since July, most of them, and most
of them are itching to go home.
It
looks like we'll be processing fish until Tuesday and then they're
going to break this place down and pack it up.
I'm
going to store all my stuff and take a bunch of people to Anchorage
on Thursday. Might even make a little dough on the deal.
So
it's 2:35 in the morning. Do I know where my cat is?
I
don't. Haven't seen him all night.
My
sunglasses are missing and hopefully fell off in the van last
night and I will find them.
There
is a glimmer of a chance that my DVDs are waiting for me at the
police station. All I want is my Final Draft disc, dang it.
Gus
gave me $100 of the $160 he owes me and now he is talking about
going to Univik, up the Dalton Highway from Dawson City. Apparently
there is a lot of work up there.
Not
sure what I am going to do. I'll do the Tidal Bore thing and then
get out of Alaska in a hurry. I'm looking forward to soaking up
a little heat in Montana in the fall. Alaska is cold and wet,
and it gets to you after awhile, even on a sunny day like today.
Tomorrow
I'll go to the Bear Paw RV Park and I need to remember to take
a photo of the people there. They are nice. They Like Ike.
Time
to go check on the van and find Ike and then hit the sack.
This
place sucks.
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